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Pregnant

Daughter: Dad, I got my boyfriend pregnant.
Dad: What the ****. YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR YOUNG LADY. GET. HOME. NOW!
Daughter: Lol, Dad.
Dad: There's nothing funny about this!
Daughter: Wait for it...
Dad: Oh.

3 weeks ago

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ffoodd:

Sourdough pancakes, breakfast of champions!

More at my flickr

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electrikthunder:

High-Speed photographs of colour ink on water by Alberto Emiliano Seveso.

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f3tchh:

lifeforthemuses:

Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history.

^lmao^

LOL.

OMG. LOL.

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1 month ago

badtvblog:

I imagine this is what retirement looks like.

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